What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

smear on some German Jackboot polish. It is most efficiently applied by a stern looking fraulein.

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

Aussie %26amp; Tresemme conditioners work well. They haven't been tested on back hair, though.

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What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

That's nasty.

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

olive oil

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

Go to a salon and get Retro Shine Drops. Its in a little blue bottle. It smooths and conditions the hair.

I just got some yesterday, because I highlight my hair....and its also thick and luxurious....and long. Try this stuff. Youll like it.*

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

How about some VO5....a little dab will do 'ya.

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

Have you tried the new luxuriant ebony color Chia Pet? A little bit of water and you have a thick head of ...something that looks like hair. How desperate are you? I put a black rabbit on the top of my head and everyone compliments me on the luxurious growth of my hare.

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

Plez tell me this is a joke. The best thing 2 do would b 2 cut if off completely-go 2 a spa and get a professional waxing. women don't like back hair.

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

Witchcraft.

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

D'you know, luv, I'm rather fond of turtle's answer. I humbly bow out of this one.

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

10 w 30

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

I use possum grease and coal oil mixed into a maleable paste that is massaged into my manliness by Tom Wopat.

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

I just let a hobbit massage my back with his hairy feet. Works wonders.

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

I heard,Mayonaise works well...

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

Try Udder Balm.

I don't know any udder things that would work as well.

What is the best way to condition my thick, luxurious back hair?

Aside from the rest of these fine suggestions, you want to be sure to keep your split ends trimmed every 6-8 weeks. Use a wide-toothed comb to untangle your tresses when you get out of the shower; a hairbrush can be damaging.